Free money. That’s my team name if I ever play again.

I have yet to fully understand how I can like football so much, consider myself analytical and continue to get crushed annually in my league that counts.

Every year I have multiple major letdowns from guys who are expected to at least have some value. This year it was definitely Calvin Johnson and Steven Jackson’s lack of touchdowns.

Also, Ronnie Brown also likes to crush me every season. This year I’m up by 24 with only Ronnie Brown to beat me. 150 yards and 2 TDs should do it. Then, he’ll conveniently go out for the season after he’s played me twice.

After giving CJ 3-4 too many weeks to make it happen, I trade for Dwayne Bowe. The following week, Bowe get’s suspended for 4 games. Well played.

My only stud was Owen Daniels. We can’t have that though, to the injured reserve he goes.

Some how my degenerate friends convince me to join their league to donate every year. It’s beyond logical, yes, but I’m charitable.