I am the world’s worst multi-tasker.

I cannot share focus between multiple senses.

If I am reading, any voices are background noise until they steal my attention.

If I am in conversation, there is nothing else going on the world.

When I am at a concert and the person near me is really annoying, I might as well leave because they will be all that I will see.

Without specific goals, I’m a ball of deadlock uselessness.

It is probably a disease.