Kickass places to eat in St Louis MO

I like to eat.

I am downtown St Louis a lot.

Does this make me qualified to suggest places to eat in downtown St Louis?

Of course.

Mango Peruvian Cuisine

I just tried this one for the first time and I will definitely be going back.  The service was a little slow, but it was really amazing food.

Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse

I know its a chain, its expensive & you can’t exactly eat there for lunch.  But, its so good.  I mean, steak with butter.  Sweet potato casserole.

I’d wear a Ruth’s Chris t-shirt ever day if they’d deliver sweet potato casserole to my office for lunch.

Lucas Park Grille

It’s a really cool atmosphere.  I haven’t tried much of their menu, but everything I have tried was promising.  It’s also right next door to my favorite place to eat, so if I’m in the neighborhood, they usually lose out to sushi.

Wasabi Sushi Bar

I’m a sushi noob, but I like everything I’ve tried at Wasabi.  Spider roll and dragon roll, especially.  There menu is really easy to order from, with a lot pictures. Perfect for novice sushi eaters.

Sen Thai Asian Bistro

I wish I could tell you that everything on the menu is good, but I only order Drunken Noodles with Chicken every time I go there.  I would eat it for every meal, every day if it wasn’t such a trek or near Wasabi.

Other places I like to eat downtown:

  • SanSai Japanese Grill
  • Planet Sub
  • Rooster

Places I’d like to try:

Place I wish existed downtown:

AUTHENTIC MEXICAN CUISINE.  Zuzu’s, the only mexican place within walking distance open during lunch hour, is pathetic.

I would even settle for a Qdoba.

This drummer’s a gangster

This was recorded in a room that was formerly known as my bedroom at my parents’ house.

My brother has some skills. I’m glad he’s started sharing them online more frequently.

http://drumn41.wordpress.com

Notice all the 1999 St Louis Rams gear littered throughout the room. ha

Important Physics question: Please Read

If a person put on an anti-gravity suit in St Louis, MO, where would they be 5 minutes later?

Thanks.

Vicodin gives me crazy dreams

I had a procedure a few days ago to improve nasal breathing.

There was some pain, mostly just discomfort from a nasal splint stitched into my nose.  In any case, they prescribed vicodin to me.

I barely feel any different after taking a pill, but it wildly affects my dreams.

I don’t have serial killer, crazy dreams.  They just go off on insane tangents.  Here’s last nights episode.

Four of my fraternity brothers and I are riding on a flatbed train.  We are informed that we have 48 hours to build an oil rig, using the parts and equipment on the train.  After taking inventory of everything, we realize we have no torches for cutting and no welding tools.

One of the guys I was with jumps into a lake to swim back to his truck to get his acetylene torch. We decided to play checkers and wait for him to get back before we got started.

There Will Be Blood, Part 2?

I could probably stretch that storyline out two hours, if anyone in Hollywood is interested.

Two examples of amazing customer service

I tend to attract the worst service possible in a lot of situations.  I always thought it was ridiculously unfair, given the fact that I rarely, if ever, complain to a restaurant server or a Charter customer support person directly.

I realize that the employees in these situations are just people at a job.  I appreciate the role they fill.

But sometimes it gets so bad it seems like I’m on a hidden camera show.

When good customer service happens to me, it seems miraculous.  I tell everyone I know immediately.

Here is two fairly recent examples.

Tiffany.com

I got the last minute idea to buy an additional gift for my girlfriend.  It was the night of December 22nd, so I knew shopping online might be risky, if not out of the question.  I was looking for earrings.

Tiffany’s had guaranteed Christmas Eve delivery and my sister gave the thumbs up to the jewelry I had picked out.  I’m fairly clueless when it comes to buying most things that don’t fall under the electronics category, so I seek approval of those with some knowledge.

Hundred-fifty bucks. Buy now. Done.

I had already bought her a digital camera and a few other small things, but I wanted to step outside the realm of electronics and surprise her.

On Christmas eve, I was expecting to receive the package.  They sent an email instead.

Our apologies – Late holiday delivery

… As a gesture of our appreciation for your patience and patronage, we will be sending you a
Tiffany gift card valued at $100

That is amazing.  They guaranteed delivery and when they realized they couldn’t follow through, they warned me and threw me a bone.

Sure, the gift card is really 40% off of $250, but the perception and execution was a great marketing plan on their part.

They earned a happy customer who is willing to tell others and it essentially cost them nothing.  They messed up and were honest about it.  That twisted a major letdown into a huge positive for all involved.

Well played.

Lone Star Steakhouse

My girlfriend and I decided to go to Lone Star.  She is a fan of the place, I never really have cared for it much.

We order appetizers and steaks.

Hers medium.

Mine medium-rare.

The server delivered our meal and asked us to cut into them and ensure they were correctly prepared. Mine was well done, but I refuse to complain.  After he left, I asked my girlfriend, “Does this look medium-rare to you?”.

A few moments later, the manager of the store came over and asked us how things were.  I repeated my previous story, “Everythings good”. He replied, “well I understand that your steak wasn’t cooked according to your order”.  Apparently there is microphones in the booths.  That’s a scary possibility.  He offered to replace our meals, which I politely refused.

“Well your meal tonight is on us”.  Our $35 bill evaporated.  That was way more than I would have ever expected.  We both explained to the manager that we really appreciated the consideration.

As we were getting ready to leave the restaurant, another man showed up at our table.  He introduced himself as the general manager and he gave us a gift card for $35 off our next visit, as well.

I hope this above and beyond customer service is a growing trend that catches on everywhere.

Thanks Tiffany’s and Lone Star.

This is a reminder that if you successfully develop a customer, your cost is actually zero.

If my math is correct…

Update: My math sucks.  Day 58 apparently.  Move along.

There has been 60 days of content on simplemotives.com, 50 words or more each, human written.

It has been a lot of fun for me.

I’ve rediscovered an interest in writing.

I will update with a better summary of the 60 day challenge shortly, as well as information on what you can expect from bofe and this blog going forward.

Congrats to me.

Thanks for reading.

I need to redesign

This theme is old as hell and crappy.

I do a bad job of organizing my posts into categories, which makes it even more useless.

Here’s some things I think I need:

A wider content area.

I currently have to crop images significantly to fit in the content block.  It is also a strange width for including videos.  The fixed width of the current site is a 2004 web style.

Mobile Theme

Since my recent growth in readership (I’ve triggered my Google Analytics alert of 20+ unique visitors 3 times now), I know people everywhere can’t get enough of my content.  Is there a mobile version of the admin interface?  Or a Windows Mobile app for posting/managing content?

Suggested by: @bofe.

More useful navigation.

My categories block is stupid.  I could probably do a better job of categorizing, though, now that I have a decent sample of content to group by.

Recent / Most popular posts block.

Currently, there is no cross promotion of other posts within any given post, unless I manually linked to one.  That’s a problem if I actually wanted to encourage people to read my blog, which I do.

About me page.

I do a poor job of organizing information about who I am.  I currently do that on purpose.  This blog is barely anonymous.

More dynamic meta content.

My blogroll is pretty sad.  I added those two links approx. two years ago.  Bofe quit his blog and Dave Hayes posts a monster blog post tri-annually.

This site needs a lot of work.

How effective is banning anything?

Illinois has banned composing, sending or receiving text messages while driving.

This headline on the subject made me laugh a little bit, though.

Some distractions now eliminated.

It’s like “Thank you .gov for taking these distractions off our hands!”.  The law is enacted, therefore 100% compliance ensues.

We didn’t like people getting murdered, so we made it illegal.  And Boom. Now nobody gets murdered anymore.

Handguns are illegal in Chicago.  So now no one in the city of Chicago gets shot by or even owns a handgun.

It’s a fact.

It’s that easy.

All we need is more and more laws to make the shitty state of Illinois, a Utopia.

The other part of this new law makes it illegal to talk on your cell phone in a school zone without a hands-free device.

How exactly are you supposed to end conversations that quickly without knowing where all the school zones are?

Are people with one arm banned from driving?  Because I never have two hands on the steering wheel when driving anyways, on the phone or not.

I can eat, change the radio stations, roll the windows up and down, mess with climate control, slide my seat forward and back, flip people off, pick my nose, drive with my knees, etc. But, I can’t be holding a connected cell phone while my car is near a school zone, where we’ve already been slowed down to 20mph anyways.

Does outlawing a cell phone in our hand really make us more cautious or aware?  I think there is a logical fallacy in there somewhere.

They could have just said, don’t run over little kids.

I ate like a fat guy for 11 days

  • Pizza (three times)
  • Potato casserole (twice)
  • Cheese cubes and deer sausage (I’m from the sticks)
  • Candy
  • Chocolate
  • Beer
  • 4 oz of Mountain Dew (because its gross and I poured out the rest)
  • Chocolate chip cookies
  • Lasagna
  • Lotsa other shit that’s on the list of not good for you

I have zero will power.  I could be 900lb in a few months time if I were ever left unsupervised.

I was scared to death to get on the scale after that fiasco.

It’s been about 2-3 weeks since I weighed in last.

I lost 1lb.

World champion!

St Louis SEO is a wide open niche

I like reading posts from other St Louis web people.

Some are really knowledgeable and straight forward like Erin Eschen.

Others are slightly shady seo people like Will Hanke.

They are all fun reads for me, regardless.

In any case, Will pointed out recent news about Google removing the Local search results for web design and seo firms for related searches.

He states:

No longer will 6 incompetent SEOs be listed alongside my name

This got me curious.

I searched Google for St Louis SEO.

Will ranks #1. Hm…

How competitive is this niche?

www.seostlouis.com and www.stlouis-seo.com both are listed on the first SERP page.

Why is that an interesting barometer for the competitiveness of the St Louis SEO niche?

They are both WordPress installations with no content.

If its really that wide open, I’m tempted to freelance.

Free money.